oh, heyyyy.

now that you're both officially on the other side of the mississippi and therefore both officially jerks, i thought we should get serious about the bazungas and fandolas.

thoughts? i don't care to hear them, unless they're funny and in accordance with my views.

opinions? yes, write them, in detail, and then blog the everlovingfuck out of them.

questions? you shouldn't have any. unless they relate to misanthropic inquiries about the ineptitude of most humans to interact at all normally.

lets get on it, sluts.