You are so demanding.

I changed the settings correctly. I think. I made you an admin so you can do it.

In Pat's own words: "I have some sweet ideas to blog about, but I just forget to sign up."

He's so re-re.

As you know, we went to this party at Loyola last night. It was fun; we brought our own backpack of beer. I spent even more time making up lies and stories about my relationship with Paul, which is fun now that we just broke up. Such drama. I have a feeling we're going to have to get back together again to add fuel to the fire of my fake life. It's kind of sad - the apartments in Roger's Park (or wherever Loyola is) are right on the lake and pretty much the same size as our house. Except cheaper. Bastards. It was kind of ridiculous though that the landlord let himself into the apartment, turned off the music, and did a random "inspection" in the middle of the party. That was probably the creepiest thing I've ever seen happen.

I pretty much spend absolutely no time at the house, which is working out quite well. I haven't seen Mike in days, only smelled his weed. Marcus keeps using all of our shampoo, which is obnoxious. As if we won't notice that he has none of his own in the shower? Dick.

Steve left me an IM the other day that made me laugh: "I just thought you should know that Mo and I got wasted in Washington Square today. I drank a beer for you. Granted, it was a Bud Light."

Hilario Dawson.

I will make Pat sign up for this blog today so we can really get the Bazungas and Fandolas rolling.

I'm hungry, but since the Best Western charged all of Film Prom to my debit card instead of splitting it between my credit card and my debit card like I specifically told them to over and over again, I currently have negative 268 dollars in my account. Which I'm sure will go to negative 868 dollars when Pat deposits my rent check. Which basically boils down to the fact that I've never been so frustrated in my whole life. Why oh why did they fuck this up?!?!

AAAHHHHH.

Ps - what the fuck is the deal with facebook feed today? Is it part of April Fool's Day? It's not funny. Or a prank. Boo to Zuckerberg.